I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous
holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza
I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”
I used to go around at night and put random quotation marks on signs around my town
Buy one “get” one free
Watch the “game” here (quotations also good around watch and here)
This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
- date the kind of people who will still respect you when you no longer love them
- date the kind of people who will still respect you when they no longer love you
- do not waste your emotional capacities on people whose respect for you is conditional
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.
my only talent is not being in a relationship
Not the time for a dad joke.
the time is nigh
i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner
Do… Girls really worry about this?
english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity
everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do
want this moment burned on my eyelids
So many girls saw this. Bless.
All hail the queen.
Let this sink in. She declared herself a feminist in front of a bunch of white women who decided they werent feminists like katy perry and then her husband and child, the things feminists evidently don’t have, wete cheering on and gave her an award
Beyoncé = Power.