i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
i need men’s rights because i’ve been walking in a small circle for years. i can only do men’s lefts. i am very hungry. women laugh at me
Homeless shelter is transformed into 5-star restaurant, hot food and warm hearts all around. See the full video here.
:))))))))))))) this makes me really happy
guys with sleeve tattoos wearing dress shirts with the sleeves rolled up fuck man
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
Without his moustache.
That is just so inexplicably wrong
One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her