wholockianofthemcrmy:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

miss-nerdgasmz:

What ship do you think I’m the child of?

#oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME

I’ve reblogged this at least three times tonight, and I still haven’t gotten an answer.
Seriously guys I am actually super curious.

tell meeeee pweese

patrickandmarcus:

I think we should stop using the word opinion when it comes to potentially oppressive ideologies.

We need a new word cuz mufuckas out here thinking hating gay people and hating Johnny Depp movies is the same thing and this really needs to stop

(Source: afterstories)

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

actually genius

Under Moffat’s watch the Doctor has morphed from an alien who loves humans and feels their pain and experiences love and desire and empathy to a stunted, child-like and extremely bloody irritating space-goon who flaps about like an injured moth when other people’s emotions are making him uncomfortable. And makes sexist jokes about how women are scary. And wants his married companions to sleep in bunk beds. And can save human lives but does not seem to understand human feelings. Who would travel with this man? He might be zany and charming and have nice boots, but he is fundamentally cold and unrelatable.

x (via draculemihawks) —

helioscentrifuge:

helioscentrifuge:

helioscentrifuge:

my little sister said i should get a job with tumblr staff to help pay for her going to college

and i was all like ‘hey i don’t have the skills to improve tumblr’

and she just looks me dead in the eye and says ‘it’s not like they do either’

i’m just sitting here in amazement like

so i just told her that this post has like seven thousand notes and she literally cackled like a disney villain

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000

(Source: freecocaine)

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

(Source: patrick-martin-vaughn-stump)

i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities 

(Source: cheerupsmelly)

(Source: the--personal--quotes)