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Private Scenes and Brilliant Dreams that Mesmerize
"You've got to draw the chair." - Ann Brashares, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ Hi there, I'm Kathryn, I'm 18 and I like dumb jokes and anime, though books, art, and food are also pretty great. Don't be afraid to talk to me because friends are really cool and I bet you're really cool too

chihhy

  #bentou  

teapayne:

you never know!

andrewbelami:

foodtrucker:

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

notsira:

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

I used to go around at night and put random quotation marks on signs around my town

Walk-ins “welcome”

Buy one “get” one free

Watch the “game” here (quotations also good around watch and here)

thatfunnyblog:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

thatfunnyblog:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

queenofmisandrists:

  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when you no longer love them
  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when they no longer love you
  • do not waste your emotional capacities on people whose respect for you is conditional

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye


One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

  #this is how it's done    #thank you  

lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

  #yup  

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

  #storytime  
sweatyeah:

pallet-town-julie-brown:

kateordie:

angelica-aswald:

mtvstyle:

want this moment burned on my eyelids

So many girls saw this. Bless.

All hail the queen.

Let this sink in. She declared herself a feminist in front of a bunch of white women who decided they werent feminists like katy perry and then her husband and child, the things feminists evidently don’t have, wete cheering on and gave her an award

Beyoncé = Power. 

sweatyeah:

pallet-town-julie-brown:

kateordie:

angelica-aswald:

mtvstyle:

want this moment burned on my eyelids

So many girls saw this. Bless.

All hail the queen.

Let this sink in. She declared herself a feminist in front of a bunch of white women who decided they werent feminists like katy perry and then her husband and child, the things feminists evidently don’t have, wete cheering on and gave her an award

Beyoncé = Power. 

  #important    #queen