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Private Scenes and Brilliant Dreams that Mesmerize
"You've got to draw the chair." - Ann Brashares, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ ✎ Hi there, I'm Kat, I'm 18 and I like dumb jokes and anime, though books, art, and food are also pretty great. Don't be afraid to talk to me because friends are really cool and I bet you're really cool too

biophosphoradelecrystalluminesce:

sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’

likeavirgil:

Greek vase text posts

soap-fetish:

If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face

  #literally just leave if this is you    #you can't have it all    #believe me I've tried and failed so  

I bet you can tell I’m a woman,” she said, “and I suspect the rest of the world can, too.”

She said she was all too aware that if she was selected, she would represent several hundred male athletes in the NBA; she would deal with league officials and agents who were nearly all men; she would negotiate with team owners who were almost all men; and she would stand before reporters who were predominantly men.

She did not flinch. “My past,” she told the room, “is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on.

Michele Roberts, the new head of the NBA Player’s Union (via emilyisobsessed)

“My past,” she told the room, “is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on”

“My past,” she told the room, “is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on”

“My past,” she told the room, “is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on”

(via duhdoydorothy)

BALL IS LIFE

(via plantaplanta)

reparrishcomics:

Hamlet - Act II, Scene 2

reparrishcomics:

Hamlet - Act II, Scene 2

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shinjishazaki:

i have witnessed a miracle on ao3 in the legend of korra section

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the fics for the ladyship vastly outweigh every other ship in the fucking show

  #fuck yeah bitches    #lok    #korrasami  

my aunt came home from vacation and told me this story

indigoswankster:

defekait:

my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake

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penroseparticle:

SHE HAS ARRIVED

  #YES THANK YOU    #my love  

thottielamottie:

prasejeebus:

Ariana Grande at an Mariah Carey concert:

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you can tell some bitter mariah fan swapped the names cause of the “aN mariah carey concert” hahahahahahah

frenums:


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frenums:

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